Jul 22
Yes, I Laughed
A woman walks in a bar in Montana, middle of nowhere. She sits down next to an old weather beaten man in a ten gallon hat, spurs, the whole nine yards. She says "Are you a real cowboy?" He pauses, tips back his hat, looks at her and says "Yep, I reckon I am". She replies "I'm a lesbian. All day long I do nothing but think about women, from the moment I get up in the morning to the moment I fall asleep at night." She finishes her drink and leaves. A few minutes later a husband and wife, obviously tourists, walk in and sit down next to the cowboy. The husband says "Are you a real cowboy?" He pauses, takes a sip of whiskey and replies, "Well I always thought I was but it turns out all this time I've been a lesbian."
(via BoingBoing)
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